No two-face jokes please

Pitch Perfect + Popular Tumblr Text Posts (insp

(Source: bechloehuh, via mildlyinterestingblog)

synestral:

when something happens in a fandom you dont care about

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(via cupcakedrawings)

atmosiacyclonia:


“I’ve never seen such power…”

Inspired by lightning-claw

atmosiacyclonia:

I’ve never seen such power…

Inspired by lightning-claw

dreadpirateekre:

I’M SCREAMING THESE ARE ACTUAL ADS IN THE SWEDISH SUBWAY AND THEY ARE EVERYWHERE IS THIS REAL LIFE

(via maidofkarkat)

ikimaru:

ikimaru:

with great power comes great responsibility to keep your friends cool in summer

time to bring back the heir conditioner

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satanslittlewh0re:

this is the best pun in tv history but oh my gosh the feels

(Source: extraordinarygrey, via meowlin-leon)

fitzgeraldthefourth:

fitzgeraldthefourth:

omfg today a girl at school told me i was wearing the same outfit i wore yesterday

lmao

I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS HILARIOUS

WE HAVE A UNIFORM

(Source: desteil, via iamnotsayingitwasaliens)

transhumanisticpanspermia:

kijikun:

ollivander:

DEATH IS ON ITS WAY, HUMAN.

Can I cuddle Death and give Death chin scritches and kisses?

SCRITCHES CANNOT POSTPONE THE INESCAPABLE FATE ORDAINED TO YOU, HUMAN, HOWEVER THEY MAY EARN YOU PURRS AND LOVERUBS

transhumanisticpanspermia:

kijikun:

ollivander:

DEATH IS ON ITS WAY, HUMAN.

Can I cuddle Death and give Death chin scritches and kisses?

SCRITCHES CANNOT POSTPONE THE INESCAPABLE FATE ORDAINED TO YOU, HUMAN, HOWEVER THEY MAY EARN YOU PURRS AND LOVERUBS

(Source: arvidabystrom, via maidofkarkat)