No two-face jokes please

gingerkinomiya:

baconeatsyou:

frecklesandmisterblueeyes:

My house is strange. There’s me, i’m bisexual, and I live with my gay brother and my asexual fiance.
My brother and I have the same taste in boys, but i’m really the only one who likes girls, and my fiance is generally just really excited about dragons.

Dude I want this sitcom

is generally just really excited about dragons

(via meowlin-leon)

oldmanstephanie:

givemeinternet:

I love this post.

is that a fucking pun

oldmanstephanie:

givemeinternet:

I love this post.

is that a fucking pun

(via dawnpilgrim)

asexualfactoftheday:

[#502. Asexuals are never trees. Trees wish they were asexual.]

asexualfactoftheday:

[#502. Asexuals are never trees. Trees wish they were asexual.]

madmothmiko:

Make a fake funding campaign supporting Wilson….take the money and give it to Mike Brown and the victims of racial brutality done by cops.

(via shugarskull)

steve rogers + cards against humanity (insp.)

(Source: buckkybbarnes, via mildlyinterestingblog)