You don’t reply to her angular face, but she sends you another text at seven, when you’re just getting off work.WH4TS W1TH TH3 E1GHTS S3RK3T?
If she’s making fun of your texting habits, you have to wonder whether she’s familiar with the term hypocrisy or not. Your initial reaction is to tell her that they look cool, but you know this isn’t true, and you haven’t believed as much since you were sixteen. But old habits die hard, and everyone recognises you from the eights you use. It’s your trademark, or would be, if you had any friends.What's with the 4 1 and 3s? [x]