No two-face jokes please

aboybandurl:

borisairei:

alexanderperchov:

reminder that this is the actual greatest youtube video of all time

the preview image is the girls about to kiss and it doesn’t display the title until you click play so i really didn’t know what to expect

BUT THE COMMENTS ON THE VIDEO OMG

image

(via serketcision)

cuntwarrior: morelydia: shenaniganations: This, though.  I love when we reframe issues to illustrate them as they are- the perpetrator’s problem. omfg yes

cuntwarrior:

morelydia:

shenaniganations:

This, though. 

I love when we reframe issues to illustrate them as they are- the perpetrator’s problem.

omfg yes

(via serketcision)

oli-twist: it’s like they’re trying to make me not buy it 

oli-twist:

it’s like they’re trying to make me not buy it 

(Source: lq84i, via komradekrisis)

thedailywhat: Weird Stats of the Day: Toddlers killed more Americans than terrorists did this year Opposing Views brings some frightening (though obviously tongue-in-cheek) statistics about the future of America: more American lives have been claimed by gun fatalities involving American toddlers than terrorist attacks this year. In the past five months, a total of 11 people were killed by preschoolers with firearms compared to the four that perished in the Boston explosions — the only terrorist attack to occur this year. We can only hope the NSA will ramp up surveillance on children less than 5 years of age in order to counter this threat to national security.

thedailywhat:

Weird Stats of the Day: Toddlers killed more Americans than terrorists did this year

Opposing Views brings some frightening (though obviously tongue-in-cheek) statistics about the future of America: more American lives have been claimed by gun fatalities involving American toddlers than terrorist attacks this year. In the past five months, a total of 11 people were killed by preschoolers with firearms compared to the four that perished in the Boston explosions — the only terrorist attack to occur this year. We can only hope the NSA will ramp up surveillance on children less than 5 years of age in order to counter this threat to national security.

(via komradekrisis)

Kingdom Hearts, through the years.

(Source: lunaelis, via pride1289)

finnemoron:

encolures:

excalilbur:

finnemoron:

what if 

the whole “mirror mirror on the wall who’s the fairest of them all” thing was created so that

little girls would do it in the mirror and

when their reflection didn’t change they’d see how beautiful they are

that is the most beautiful thing i have read all week

I am actually crying.

come on guys if you’re gonna ruin my life you might as well reach the 100,000 point

(via mildlyinterestingblog)

camplazlo: sharingayn: please reblog this everyone needs to see this dont stop until its on the tumblr radar signal boost

camplazlo:

sharingayn:

please reblog this everyone needs to see this dont stop until its on the tumblr radar

signal boost

(Source: chdori, via komradekrisis)

pancakejake: caitosaur: yellowxiaolong: aleeyago: thegreekweegee: enecola: titenoute: hypotheticalwoman: kisskissbigbang: dharmagun: kheradihr: takaminas: oraldiarrhea: hadakashitsuji: Waifu Ass sugoi ramen thank u ANIME GOD Anime Pillow. It’s always about my boobs, isn’t it. hentai pocky. WELL. Anime Marshmallow. Mine is almost as fitting as Gabe’s. Almost. Moe Yandere I had to look this up and, well… Senpai Marshmallow Does that mean i failed to notice kouhais ? Sugoi Sushi. Yeah das right. Baka Tsundere. Why this. baka ass Sugoi-sama bow down to me Sugoi Ass. Thanks. Ecchi Marshmallow [wiggles eyebrows at you] Loli Sama. i’m not sure how…..

pancakejake:

caitosaur:

yellowxiaolong:

aleeyago:

thegreekweegee:

enecola:

titenoute:

hypotheticalwoman:

kisskissbigbang:

dharmagun:

kheradihr:

takaminas:

oraldiarrhea:

hadakashitsuji:

Waifu Ass

sugoi ramen

thank u

ANIME GOD

Anime Pillow.

It’s always about my boobs, isn’t it.

hentai pocky. WELL.

Anime Marshmallow. Mine is almost as fitting as Gabe’s. Almost.

Moe Yandere

I had to look this up and, well…

Senpai Marshmallow

Does that mean i failed to notice kouhais ?

Sugoi Sushi. Yeah das right.

Baka Tsundere. Why this.

baka ass

Sugoi-sama

bow down to me

Sugoi Ass.

Thanks.

Ecchi Marshmallow

[wiggles eyebrows at you]

Loli Sama. i’m not sure how…..

(Source: darkwolffy)

customlaptops: pre-apocalypse: hurraaid: chooky-belief: levanna: the-absolute-funniest-posts: montalvomike: “Dude I don’t know what the fuck happened. I was robbing some bitch and the next thing I know I’m being choked out by a fcker that can’t use his legs…..” Handicapable. Just awesome THE GUY WITH THE CAUTION WET FLOOR SIGN THOUGH. HE IS MY HERO BECAUSE HE DIDN’T EVEN STOP HE JUST GRABBED IT LIKE ‘WEAPON GET’ I LOVE THT EVERYONE GOT INVOLVED SOMEHOW THE CAUTION SIGN GUY LITERALLY SPANKED HIS BARE ASS

customlaptops:

pre-apocalypse:

hurraaid:

chooky-belief:

levanna:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

montalvomike:

“Dude I don’t know what the fuck happened. I was robbing some bitch and the next thing I know I’m being choked out by a fcker that can’t use his legs…..”

Handicapable.

Just awesome

THE GUY WITH THE CAUTION WET FLOOR SIGN THOUGH. HE IS MY HERO BECAUSE HE DIDN’T EVEN STOP HE JUST GRABBED IT LIKE ‘WEAPON GET’

I LOVE THT EVERYONE GOT INVOLVED SOMEHOW

THE CAUTION SIGN GUY LITERALLY SPANKED HIS BARE ASS

(via komradekrisis)

...and then they came for the trans* people.

thedudevondoom:

heysawbones:

bitterherbs:

blackandwhitestriped:

themothking:

tooyoungforthelivingdead:

Transgender people in Greece are now being rounded up and detained in a continuation of the social cleansing of the “undesirables”.

FUCK.

THIS.

Pay attention. Pay attention. Pay attention. Pay attention.

“Under the pretense that of checking that the person is not involved in the sex industry trans people are being rounding up and arrested. Their details are taken and they are detained for several hours. On release they are warned that if they did not “return to normal” they would be arrested for public indecency.”

Absolutely terrifying. Please spread this around and make it known that this is happening, and there’s also a petition you can sign!

What the fuck, Greece.

They sure have come a long way since being the birthplace of modern civilization.

(via kevin-advancedplacement-tran)