No two-face jokes please

wemarchalone:


“Oh hey man didn’t see you there how’s it go-“
“BLAWUHGLAUHGLAUH”
“Excuse me Jimmy wha-“
“BLAWUHALSJAULBAW”

THIS STILL MAKES ME LAUGH A LOT FDSLKJFDSSFD

wemarchalone:

“Oh hey man didn’t see you there how’s it go-“

“BLAWUHGLAUHGLAUH”

“Excuse me Jimmy wha-“

“BLAWUHALSJAULBAW”

THIS STILL MAKES ME LAUGH A LOT FDSLKJFDSSFD

(via dawnpilgrim)

I WANT A TRUE HORROR MOVIE WHERE ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE INTELLIGENT AND DO ALL THE RIGHT THINGS AND TAKE ALL THE PROPER PRECAUTIONS BUT STILL WIND UP GETTING KILLED BY THE ANTAGONIST

NOTHING IS SCARIER THAN DOING EVERYTHING YOU CAN IN VAIN AND STARING IN THE FACE OF FUTILITY
(plus I would like not to yell at the characters for being dumb for once)

(Source: miss-nerdgasmz, via iamnotsayingitwasaliens)

today my mom laughed for 30 minutes about this

image

(Source: loueeh, via ruinedchildhood)

scjacka:

Speaking of amazing fictional ladies

(Source: apricotedits, via dawnpilgrim)

hiddleston-is-my-cup-of-tea:

another-loki-blog:

Deleted lines from The Avengers script #383

this should have been in the movie

OMG I CAN’T BREATHE SOMEONE SEND HELP PLEASE BLOODY HELL TOO LATE I’M DEAD

(Source: deleted-movie-lines, via iamnotsayingitwasaliens)

bootyexpress:

maravilhanaervilha:

OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING


that baby could’ve really hit his head on the table though

bootyexpress:

maravilhanaervilha:

OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING

that baby could’ve really hit his head on the table though

(Source: mrchompers, via iamnotsayingitwasaliens)

dimetrodons:

mitzi—may:

mrbigode:

Cats do not like fruits

this is my favorite gif set.

(via iamnotsayingitwasaliens)